5-in-1 GOON WASH - WHOLESALE
5-in-1 GOON WASH - WHOLESALE
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5-in-1 GOON WASH - WHOLESALE
MEET GOON WASH
The 5-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, beard wash, and ball wash that simplifies your entire routine.
One bottle replaces five. No clutter. No nonsense. Just a deep clean that hydrates, strengthens, and leaves you smelling fresh all day.
LESS FOAM, BETTER CLEANING
Goon Wash intentionally creates a lighter lather than conventional soaps. Heavy suds usually come from aggressive foaming agents that strip away the natural oils protecting your hair, scalp, and skin — leaving them dry and irritated.
We chose a gentler cleansing system and loaded it with conditioning ingredients, including saw palmetto, which helps support hair retention by targeting DHT—a hormone associated with pattern hair loss. The result: an effective all-in-one wash that cleans without over-stripping, leaving hair and skin feeling healthier and better conditioned.
FRAGRANCES:
Aqua di Goon Profound
Inspired by the modern aquatic classic Aqua di Gio Profondo, this clean, sophisticated scent balances freshness and depth for everyday wear.
Fragrance Family: Aquatic Aromatic
Top Notes: Marine accord, bergamot, green mandarin
Heart Notes: Rosemary, lavender, cypress
Base Notes: Mineral amber, musk, patchouli
Smells Like: Crisp ocean air and smooth woods with a citrus lift. Clean, confident, and effortlessly fresh.
The Toxic Avenger: Isotope No. 9
Inspired by Creed Virgin Island Water and Aventus, This fragrance opens with a bright surge of lime and crushed pineapple, layered over a wave of clean marine air.
Fragrance Family - Fresh aquatic
- Top notes: Pineapple, Green Apple, Lime, Ozone
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Mid notes: Jasmine, Coconut Water, Blackcurrant Leaf
- Base notes: Smoked Birchwood, Musk, Ambergris
245-Trioxin - Return of the Living Dead
- Top notes: Bergamot, Cardamom, Pink Pepper
- Heart notes: Lavender, Green Herbs, Orange Blossom
- Base notes: Cedarwood, Tobacco Leaf, Amber Woods
Trash No. 245 - Return of the Living Dead
Inspired by YSL Y, Versace Eros Flame and Dior Fahrenheit. Trash No. 245 is the essence of punk horror rebellion, bottled. Inspired by the most infamous character in Return of the Living Dead, this fragrance captures the raw, untamed energy of her cemetery dance and her obsession with death, sex, and chaos.
- Top notes: Bergamot, Mandarin, Aldehydes
- Heart notes: Black Pepper, Rosemary, Incense
- Base notes: Vanilla, Tobacco Leaf, Amber Woods, Musk
Fire and Brimstone
Inspired by the pits of hell. Fire and Brimstone. Demons cracking a cold one next to a bonfire on a brisk Fall evening.
- Top notes: Pink Pepper, Brimstone
- Middle notes: Vetiver, Patchouli, Smoke
- Base notes: Ambroxan, Firewood, Iso E Super
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Clinically Proven Power: Saw Palmetto Extract
Saw Palmetto (Serenoa Serrulata) has been clinically shown to help block DHT, the hormone responsible for hair thinning.
By reducing DHT buildup at the follicle level, it helps maintain thicker, stronger hair and a healthier scalp.
In Goon Wash, it’s paired with hydrating oils and vitamins to support scalp balance and beard strength. So you’re not just getting clean, you’re helping your hairline live to fight another day.
How to Use
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Apply to wet hair, beard, or body.
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Lather generously.
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Rinse and conquer.
Perfect For
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Everyday use on hair, beard, and body
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Gym bags, travel, and busy routines
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Anyone who wants one product that does it all
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